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Eric Page. What can we say that he won’t. Not a lot. You’ll not find a box to put Mr Page in and you’ll never find a paragraph that is quite enough. To put it simply there are no words to adequately introduce you to our Eric. Enjoy. And don’t ever expect him to explain.
Rubber up Ratzinger, or shut up
Friday, 10 April 2009
So here we are again, some rancid ex-Nazi youth drag queen for Jesus telling us, in his, ‘oh so infallible way’ what he thinks about sex, HIV and life. This is from a man who’s never had sex, unless you count the midnight fiddling and drooling over alter boys or the frantic frottage of himself up against pictures of Hitler and the Virgin Mary. A man who’s idea of love is a dusty 130 page document written in Latin, a man for who forgiveness is a brand, and no sin too unoriginal to charge for.
This squat, toady, squinty eyed agnostic gnome, this silk clad Vaticanised Uriah Heap who slides around the world sitting ever so ‘umbly in first class as the very children of the people he is bestowing himself upon starve to death in the shadows of the corrupt buildings of the governments his visits endorse. The red carpets that his fabulous red Prada shoes (credit where it’s due) step out onto stained with their silent blood, so his holy rolling’ness doesn’t have to sully himself with the dust of the lost generations. Generations slaughtered, murdered, suppressed and silenced by his less than holy hosts. He shakes their hands, blesses the despots and dictators, takes their money, eponymously pontificates and runs. No kisser of the dirt this one, nothing but the blood of lambs (lightly fricaseed with some virgin afterbirth) gets past his reptilian lips. No humble stumble to the world, no shrug and silly Polish gurning, no.
The Old One, Ratzinger, (Vicar of Christ to you and me lad) doesn’t do humble at all. His is the post to die for, his is the pulpit major, his is the word, the truth, the one true faith. At least that’s what he believes and he spouts his rancid, uneducated and ridiculous shit to people as if the very words themselves will bring back the legions of brothers, fathers, sisters, mothers, aunts, daughters, sons and lovers who have been ravaged by an illness that a single bit of common sense, rubber & the tiniest shift in protocol could prevent.
But suffer little children to come unto me, for unless those little children suffer, cry in pain, weep for their dead parents, sob through their despair, scream as they are raped, murdered or taught, by their political masters, to do the same to their peers, they will not get saved. Oh yes, suffer little children until you shake off the joke of this madness, this superstitious mumbo jumbo that gives this fat little odd man, who was once proud to wear the swastika on his arm, his amoral authority. He is more like Tinker Bell than he knows, and if we stop believing in him, he will (I promise) fade away and die. But we must all think very, very hard about stopping believing in him, boys and girls, for if we don’t he and his religiously bonkers right wing kind will give us exactly what we deserve.
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said by MarquisHolmstreau
on Tuesday, 14 April 2009, 2:15pm
You just cannot reason with these people because of their brainwashed belief in an afterlife. Do spiders, snakes and rats have an afterlife? If not, why not? They are carbon based life-forms just like humans. Do they not have 'souls' like we humans are supposed to?
We have already over-populated the world to the point where nature is fighting back and will continue to do so for the forseeable future, until the human race is culled to an acceptable level. There will be mass starvation before this century is out, as the bees and other wildlife die and crops fail as land becomes more scarce with the rise in sea levels.
But those who hold thier religious beliefs dear will be saved of course by the same god who watches as millions suffer; children and babies who have done nobody any harm starve to death or are murdered by those supposed to look after them.
While relgion still promises what it knows it cannot deliver and the mindless masses fall for it in droves, nothing will change and human misery will go on, increasing as the years roll by.
Of course, if I am wrong - and those religious amongst you will 'know' that I am - then I'm in for a right roasting when my time is up. So I'll see you all in Hell then, because to quote from 'that book;' "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Rock anyone???
said by kweenie
on Sunday, 19 April 2009, 9:48am
I found this story/article...to be quite harsh but how helpfull was it??....I think the writer was having a very bad day......
said by CarlH
on Tuesday, 7 July 2009, 1:43pm
Bad day?! I'd say so! It was a bad day for everyone on this planet the day Ratzinger opened his ill educated mouth! The amount of damage his 'preaching' will cause is unprecedented!
I'm not Catholic but I'd say the Catholic Church needs to do some damage control and bring down the axe on Ratzinger. Metaphorically. Obviously...
previously from eric page
| Brighton's natural wonders | Wednesday, 17 March, 2010 |
| Not in my name | Wednesday, 10 February, 2010 |
| Pride and Prejudice | Monday, 24 August, 2009 |
| A statue of limitation | Saturday, 25 July, 2009 |
| Taking responsibility for Susan Boyle | Monday, 15 June, 2009 |
| The trap is sprung | Monday, 4 May, 2009 |
| Maybe he's born with it | Wednesday, 29 April, 2009 |
| Barebacking pah! | Tuesday, 6 January, 2009 |
| What would Jesus do? | Friday, 26 December, 2008 |
| Silent night? | Wednesday, 17 December, 2008 |
| Sucking on some bah humbug! | Friday, 21 November, 2008 |
| A rant in line | Monday, 17 November, 2008 |
| The consquences of greed | Thursday, 6 November, 2008 |
| The fat of the land | Tuesday, 16 September, 2008 |
| The realities of trade | Tuesday, 2 September, 2008 |
| Sex, drugs and waders | Saturday, 9 August, 2008 |
| Eric floats in cash and sponsorship | Friday, 1 August, 2008 |
| A simply complex Page | Thursday, 10 July, 2008 |
| Your approval is unnecessary... | Wednesday, 18 June, 2008 |
previously on rants
| Not in my name | Wednesday, 10 February, 2010 |
| Pride and Prejudice | Monday, 24 August, 2009 |
| Barebacking pah! | Tuesday, 6 January, 2009 |




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said by Samwell
on Friday, 10 April 2009, 9:45am
With 12% of the world's population and 60% of the world's HIV, the Pope's recent suggestion that the distribution of condoms in Africa 'aggravates the problems' is utterly, unspeakably outrageous and deserves the backlash that it surely must get.
More than 25 million have already lost their lives to AIDS and over 30 million are currently living with HIV/AIDS worldwide. Under 25s account for more than half the new infections worldwide...
Ratzinger dilutes, distorts and misleads in the name of his god. The message is simple: condoms save lives... but then we already know that. It's a tragedy of epic proportions that this strong, simple message isn't reaching the people who need to hear it most.